Hi! Hello! Nice to meet you!

Female. Thirty-something. Sophisticated. Sassy. Beautiful (dare to contradict?!).
I suppose that’s all that matters.

A fickle-minded yet determined woman, I often know exactly what I want one day, and the next I’m mourning what I didn’t get, even when I never wanted it in the first place. Loud and boisterous even when insufficiently caffeinated, whispering is definitely not a skill I’ve mastered. My roaring laughter alone would earn me an instant rejection from the finest finishing school.

Queen of eye-rolls and long faces when things don’t go my way, give me a week or two, and I’ll return to my normal self, but no guarantees. Typical Scorpio trait, I know! I have no patience for superficial niceties (or for many things, frankly), and I cannot, for the life of me, maintain a poker face. So yes, you’ll know immediately if you’re on my naughty list!

But if you make it to my nice list, rest assured, I’ll be there for you through good times and bad.

Simply said, a woman of contradictions and yet a woman of conviction.

I’m not sure how this is relevant, but I’m utterly irritable when hungry and have an appetite far too ambitious for my petite frame.

That’s all for now!